genetics is a fucked up and unfair game
unless you’re me.
(via tanc-h)
Sorry, your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies.
well at least I have an abundance of the last one
(via a-tad-of-romance)
why kiss. sucking dick is a much more direct way of showing your affection.
Can we just take a minute to slow clap for tumblr’s staff because they put this on the front page of tumblr:
They get us.
(via high-on-kittens)
Once Leonardo DiCaprio gets an Oscar, Tumblr will explode and won’t shut up for a million years straight.
Tie a noose-like knot with your lace.
Slide it through the small opening of the car door.
Tighten the lace loop and pull the lock up. Then receive free car.
TUMBLR: TEACHING EVERYDAY PEOPLE HOW TO BREAK INTO CARS SINCE 2007
reblogging for future references
YES
(Source: peetaah, via thunderclit)
